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Nickelback Fan With Back Pain Has Issues Bigger Than Pain

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Steven Jacobs, a local car mechanic, says that his back pain has been a “source of irritation” in his life. He says he can’t think of exactly when it started, but his ex-girlfriend has other ideas. “Steve used to be a fun, laid back guy. But then he started listening to Nickelback and got all dooshy.” She stated, “He started wearing designer jeans with sparkles and would pop his collar like some sleezy salesman. Now he’s just a pain in the ass, maybe that’s why his back hurts.”

Steven’s physical therapist was asked for comment, only to say that privacy law prevents him from discussing his clients, but did state, “Some people have bigger problems than their back pain.”

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Area Physical Therapist “Sick And Tired” Of Being Asked For Massages

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Jim always hated going home for the holidays, but now that he’s a physical therapist things are much worse. Uncles, aunts, and every damn cousin ever is asking for a massage. Jim is sick of it. And he wants you all to go to hell. He doesn’t ask his accountant uncle to balance his checkbook, and he isn’t going to touch your dirty ass feet. So don’t ask.

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Physical Therapy Fun 11

The newest batch of memes, hot and ready.

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Contract Between PT and Patient

Do you have clients that seem determined to be their own worst enemy? I posted this on Facebook and it’s obvious that my experience isn’t rare.

With that in mind, here’s a handy contract that you can print out and have your “difficult” patients sign. Perhaps it will help get the message across. One can only hope.

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Physical Therapy Fun 9

More memes for your enjoyment! Feel free to use ’em if you like ’em.

Work meetings are the devil

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I despise online medical compliance training

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Have I mentioned how dumb medical online compliance training is?

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Why stop at foam rollers?

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For you PT sadists out there!

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Passive aggressive mom is disappointed in you…

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Huge pet peeve of mine

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Donald Trump: this can’t be real, right?! Right?!

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Wouldn’t surprise me…
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